Them chickens is ash and Im lotion!!

Ha! So finally I can sit at the desk and write away! Funny because lately my brother, @lawerenze on twitter, and I have have been watching some Sex in the City on TV and the other day saw SITC2!  we just think it's funny how Carrie basically sits anywhere she wants and begins to do monologues...'AS I SAT THERE WATCHING THE COUPLE......I BEGAN TO WONDER.....WHO IS WATCHING ME!'  lol   So now whenever I am out and about with my brother I begin go throw some Monologues out!  'As I sat on the train ride doing downtown, I wondered...who would ride me downtown!!'  lol!  too crazy! 

Well alas, a very juicy update!  first and first most, Ill quote my girl Brit! 'Love me hate me, say what you want about me....'    So joyously and sadly enough at the same time, I have been crushed by a crush...or rather I soon will be crushed!  In all fairness, nothing is really going on, but a simple fun friendship with one of Chicago's finest member of the police force! :)   Simple fun is perhaps not the best descriptive words but you get the picture!  So leave it to my luck that the day I finally I am able to courage the nerve to accept a social outing and drinks with someone, its perfectly magical! In reality, my first date! EVER!  But yes, with my luck this is all too good to be true.  I have been courted for the past 2.5 months...was taken out on several occasions to hand out/drink with buddies, etc and things are splendidly well.   Texts have gone off the roof!  A minimum of 100 texts daily, no joke! lol  I no longer have an alarm clock but rather a an ALARM TEXT saying  WAKEY WAKE! lol  getting my day started with a great big smile!  and by the time I arrive to work, at least 30 texts have been exchanged. Just dumb fun text.   I think 'bye creep' is the new 'LOVE YOU!' lol  but yeah, all is swell and dandy!  I've even had a few run ins with the ex!  let me just say that 'THEM CHICKENS IS ASH AND IM LOTION!'  I truly am!  not saying Im the hottest guy out there but I can hold my ground and trust I know how to work it, need be! lol  But on two occasions I have been part of the 'make my ex jealous' at the bars, and twice it has worked!  You simply sit there and smile and you know it is killing the ex to pieces!  nothing they can do or say, because they do not want to be the crazy ex! lol but in truth them coming out to find us is actually very crazy!  so yeah, about two weeks ago my friend got the call that after three years of being on the Los Angeles Police Academy wait list, they are officially being offered and invitation to join.  A great opportunity and career boost to be part of the famed LAPD!! Amazing!  So leave it to my luck again that when I finally found what has taken 30 years to find, I can no longer have! :(  My friend too is very distraught about departing and especially leaving me, the only new friend I have met in Chicago!  So last week we went out officially on our own, no friends, no amigos in sight, and simply had a blast! talked our ears off! several shots! beers!  toasts!! truly a fun night!  But LORD BEHOLD who walks in....CRAZY EX!! ha! Once again, I smile, say hi...and the ex finally looks at me and says 'WHAT....what you smiling about.'  I simply smile back and give no reply! lol  pissed off the ex leaves in a tantrum and that was that!  wait for it.................................................TWO days later, the crazy ex burned my friends house down!  a kitchen fire ensued to a bigger structural unsafe house!  now its off the market as my cop friend wanted to sell it for the great LA move!  So sad! I get a call at 130 in the morning asking if it was possibly I could host for a night.  I didn't know at the time, but all I heard was great distress in the voice, and I simply said, sure come on over! Bless my friend, tears and a puffy red face is all I saw when I went to the gate.  It was then I was told what had happened!  I sat there in my room hearing the details and how crazy the situation was.  I felt useless...I mean what can you say! what can you do!???   It was then that I realized that my friend and I are really good friends and simply enjoy each others company and very well matched....cop and teacher! Cop leaves in about a month and all we can do is just continue our friendship and celebrate the moments!  At least now I know I have somewhere to stay and someone to visit in LA! 

bye creep!

hek~